Regardless of whose story it may be or what they have done, I am ALWAYS happy to find out that someone has taken the path to sobriety. That’s something to pray for.

‎”the moment a child is born, the mother is also born.”

To properly do drugs, you’ll want to use alcohol as your base. It’s just like making a cake. You need a good foundation, and starting with a good buzz from a few beers, shots or glasses of wine is a good beginning.

Sometimes I wake up happy, and sometimes I wake up scared. That’s how dreams work – I’ll sort it out as you go along.

If you invite me to your house, and I say “Where is your bathroom?”, I’m going to be high when I return.

It’s Cinco De Mayo, or as we Republicans call it, “How The Fuck Did You Get Over That Fence Day”.